I want

someone to write a Weasley clock app that lets you twitter to it to change the location of the hands for the family…
or maybe a Google mashup where you use the iPhone to figure out where you are using GPS and then it takes that info and displays it on the clock…

OK, go.

Schnooper pooper

I love the grasses in my garden. I also love my cat. What I do not love, however, is what happens when the two mix, which they frequently do.
Oh Schnoopette, why must thou daily ingest my grasses? Why, when thou knowest they induce thou to vomit? Why dost thou shun the specially-purchased “cat grass” in favour of my pennisetum? And why – oh God! – why dost thou choose the 100% wool, long-shag rug to bless with your digestive mishaps?