Search Results:”how to take to up the arse without it hu”

May 31, 2008 at 10:16 am (Searches) ()

…hurting, I presume.

Lube, I believe. LOTS of lube.

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Search results:”cornbread porn”

January 1, 2008 at 2:22 pm (Searches)

Oh I really love you.

Here.

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Search results:”porn chips sauce ass”

December 10, 2007 at 9:51 pm (Searches)

First of all, I sincerely hope that what occurred to me (and my pretty twisted mind) is not what they were looking for.
Secondly, ow.

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Search results:”painted frog tits”

September 23, 2007 at 8:19 pm (Searches, WTF?)

I got nothin’.

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Search results:”pitchers of naked people”

September 11, 2007 at 8:11 pm (Searches)

ew.
pitchers? full of naked people? I imagine you’d have to squish them in there and that can’t be comfy.

(and REALLY NOT spelled “nacid people picshers”, “NACID PEPL” or even “naked wemon pitchers” (and wemen))

If, in fact, you are looking for PICTURES of naked people, you can go here.

Here is a pitcher:
pitcher

Here is a picture (in a picture frame):
picture

and for extra credit here is a picture of a pitcher:
pf_979755water-pitcher-posters.jpg

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Search results:”my 21 year old is a horrible person”

August 29, 2007 at 7:37 pm (Searches)

Oh, is it a boy?
I generally find boys useless and inhuman until they are at least 40.
And even then, depending on how their mommy coddled them, they may be a write off for their whole lives.

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Your attention please.

August 7, 2007 at 9:25 pm (Searches, hmmm, teh intarweb)

To whomever googled and found my site with the phrase “can you put baby lotion on chihuahuas”… I wouldn’t recommend it.
Try feeding your puppy brewer’s yeast.
I’m sure the ingredients in baby lotion is not good for a dog to lick….but thanks for asking!

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wow. really big pitchers.

May 30, 2005 at 7:38 pm (Searches, fredlet)

If you found my site looking for this “pitchers of naked people“… you’d think that they wanted to find more than one naked person and I bet that you couldn’t fit more than even an 1/8th of a nekkid person in a pitcher…
pitchers aren’t very big.

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