Bento Haiku
(I didn’t write it, but its fekkin’ hilarious)
Hors d’oeuvres stare at me.
Their sesame seed eyes know
I will eat them whole
Search results:”fat haiku”
Hmmm, challenging.
Chocolate ganache.
Swirling eddies of happy.
I want the whole cake.
AT Haiku
Rhododendron Gap,
Fat Man’s Squeeze and Wilburn Ridge.
My nose was runny.
cornbread haiku
cornbread for imbolc
sweet and garlicky goodness
Brighid ain’t low carb
bacon fat haiku
sweet, piggy goodness
in green beans and scrambled eggs.
frying up some love.
How I feel today:
as channeled through Easy Bake Coven
Easy Bake Coven // Does This Blog Make My Ass Look Big?:
“Haiku For You
I’ve been abducted
And replaced by a geezer
Though she wears my clothes“
haiku
my cell is in hand.
the letters are rubbing off.
my thumb, she is tired…









