I’m either getting sick (again) or I’m PMS’ing
Lights are too bright and the human race needs to be extinct.
Tex said “Sounds like PMS to me.”
Bah.
Every 3rd word I’ve said tonight is some variant on fuck.
So, I made spaghetti sauce (its percolating in the crock pot) and petted the Bun who is plump and perky and rather sweet (aside from all the biting). Tonight she stood on her table next to my office chair (office being a 6′x5′ corner of my living room denoted by the dark wood furniture abutting the back of the couch which is the ‘living room’) and she put her paws on my shoulder and meowed in my ear.
She’s awesome. I’m so lucky I get to have her around more…
Also, I noted earlier in the day that the hoodie sweater I have on (of fine gauge stockinette stitch) has elbow pads of cable knit.
That charmed me.
All the rest of this week?
Hell.
(l’enfer, c’est les autres.)
This is interesting…
I think I’m going to start linking these interesting comments to their fact basis…hold tight, it might take me a little while.
(Please feel free to post links to the relevant parts in the comments.)
THE BEAST 50 MOST LOATHSOME PEOPLE IN AMERICA, 2008
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Oh Fred you are such a cynic.
No, honey, I’m a realist.
One thing I hate about people is the act of building something/someone up to ridiculous heights, expect miracles and then, when reality happens they act all hurt and angry that promises were broken.
This is what I am afraid of with Obama.
Granted, he hasn’t promised miracles (no really, he hasn’t-look at his speeches.), and yet, people look at him and weep in gratitude that he is in the Oval Office.
(Well, I ‘m relieved that Bush is out, but I’m also trepidatious because the people who put the shrub in the office FOR A SECOND TERM (Seriously people, what the hell were you thinking?) after it was proven he has no skill at managing and destroyed a country based on a bad bit of info and still refuses to admit it was a bad idea… are the same booger-pickin’ morons that Obama has to deal with now.)
But, we have a crap economy which has its nasty little roots based in Reaganomics, a war debt that is absurd and problems with the future that won’t just go away (and promises to get worse and worse as my grandparents and parents age and use up the money set aside for all of us (also, if you think you are going to see a penny of that social security that you are paying a good chunk of your yearly salary into, you are seriously delusional. My ‘retirement’ choices are based on it being my primary support system as I will probably need to have a part time job until I die or can’t work anymore to pay for insurance and day to day doodles.)) Not only does Obama have to deal with the current mess we are in, the mess we have coming… he also doesn’t have absolute power.
Think back to junior high social studies, kiddies. There is a bi-cameral legislature and the president.
A system of checks and balances.
So, anything that Obama wants to do pretty much has to be approved by the other guys.
..and this is a good thing.
I remember watching the overwhelming YES vote to the patriot act (with a small, small incident of dissent asking for a discussion of some of the stickier bits) based on scare tactics that hearkened back to the McCarthy era.
Gah.
Our government caved and fell to cheap scare tactics (If you aren’t for us you are against us! If you questions me you aren’t patriotic! and all that bully crap.)… which lead to years of our basic rights, as listed in the constitution, eroded slowly and surely away… and the smug, arrogant looks on Bush & Cheney’s faces as they said it was “for our own good” disgusted me.
I WANT our congress folk and senators to have cojones (and brains while we are wishing for things).
I WANT them to say “Hang on a minute…” and look at what they are signing.
Hopefully, Obama has a bit more honor than the shrub. I don’t know the man, I have heard speeches, but other than that, he’s a politician and that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a good person.
It just means he’s a successful politician and a handsome, convincing speaker.
(Case in point, Kennedy… good lookin’, died early, left a pretty corpse and everyone loves a martyr…but great leader? Maybe not so much.)
I just know that 1. there will be missteps 2. that Obama doesn’t have absolute power (and even if he did, I don’t know that he could clean up this mess that quickly) and 3. he has to get the right legislation/decisions approved by the selfsame fussy, bitchy pile of politicians that is in D.C. and that he might not be able to get this working very quickly; the U.S. is a great lumbering beast, it isn’t known for cunning shifts in direction.
So, no, I am not weeping in gratitude that Obama is in the Whitehouse.
I am more pleased that McCain ISN’T in there (because if you thought the shrub was bad, McCain would have been worse. And even though Palin could have charmed the foreign dignitaries, any socialite wife can, but they would have dismissed her as a moron and asked to sit at the grown-up table…). So I’ll reserve my happiness and stay cautious for now.
We’ve got a shitload of hard choices and heavy lifting for the next 10 years.
Gird your loins, girlies.
(oh, and fair warning bloggers/tweeters: if I catch wind of you weepers doing a 180 when something gets wonky, I will shred you. I know who you are.)
Yet Another Crock Pot Beef Stew
- carrots* – 1 cup
- sweet potato cubes* – 1/2 cup
- parsnip cubes – 1/2 cup
- 1/2 cup barley
- mushrooms – 1 cup
- stew meat cubes – 1 pound
- chicken broth – 1 cup
- 1/2 onion – sliced thinly
- Mississippi Mud Black & Tan beer (or Guinness) – 2 cups+
-Boil the barley in the chicken stock (I also put the parnips in as well.) for about 5 minutes.
-Brown the meat in a skillet with a bit of the beer.
-Pour everything into the crockpot; if there’s room add beer to top off the bowl
-Set on HIGH for 5 hours.
-Stir the ingredients for consistent cooking.
-Set to LOW for another 3 hours.
Its done when the stew meat is tender. The beer will add a little bit of sweetness and works well with the sweet potato.
*bonus if you have a Trader Joe’s that has precut sweet potatoes, as well as bag of mini carrots to reduce prep time. I also just get their stew meat already in cubes-its very good quality.
(yes, someday I will stop blathering about crockpots)
but don’t count on it for a little while.
Crock Pot Steel Cut Oatmeal
There are loads of recipes out there for this in varying sizes.
I may be an artsy type, but my training comes from a science background (thank you rocket-scientist parents) and so I like to understand the formula to make things work rather than just rote memorization. (This also drove my mother to distraction with me asking Why? Why? Why? all the time.)
Anyhoo, the real issue here is the proportions and a few things to make the steel cut oats turn out correctly.
The primary ratio/things you want to remember are:
1/4 cup steel oats to 1 1/8 cups liquid
and
The smaller amount of oats you want to make, the smaller the crock pot you need to cook it in…(this is why multiple crock pots come in handy…also for the easy clean up/storage factor.)
The rest is negotiable.
Here’s what I used to make mine this morning:
In a 2 1/2 qt crockpot…
- 1 cup steel cut oats (NOT rolled oats…McCann’s or bulk aisle please)
- 4 1/2 cups liquid (2 cups water, 2 1/2 cups cream-I added a bit more liquid as I was paranoid, but it turned out pretty good.)
- 3 tablespoons of butter
- dried cherries and golden raisins
It filled the pot to about 2/3 full (which is the optimum fill ratio for crock pots in general.)
If you want to cook it for a long time (overnight) set it on LOW for about 6 hours…add another little bit of liquid to keep it from drying out overnight.
To make it a bit quicker, I put it on HIGH after being woken up at 5 a.m. (ugh) and then stirred and watched it. It took about 3 1/2 hours, and then I turned it off and let it soak with the residual heat left in the crock.
Good stuff.
Yes it is so OK to have more than one crockpot.
(but I’m no longer tempted by the 3 in 1. Too many ‘what if’s’…what if the electric dies and all three are useless? what if I actually want to have counter space? what if i want three different sizes?)
Crisis averted.
And one more small one on the way… I already am having to manage the time for cooking in the pot itself.
;)
$20 well spent.
Also, this is pretty cool…

- Versatile 3-in-1 slow cooker with stainless-steel electric base
- 3 heat settings; 3 stoneware vessel sizes–2 quart, 4 quart, and 6 quart
- Glass lid fits all 3 vessels; dishwasher-safe crockery and lid
- Cooking vessels nest into base for easy, compact storage
I think I have a problem…
See this?

This makes me giddy.
I stared at it for 10 minutes in Target thinking of all the things I could do with it…
I could have beans slow cooking in one and then set up steel cut oats in another one and then also whip up something for dinner in the third.
Yegods, I’m a crock pot slut.
(Oh and my grandfather’s recipe for spaghetti sauce is teh awesome in the crock pot.)
So, Bunny.
I mentioned that I am SUPER HAPPY about her anemia backing off… primarily because the hematopoietin that they would have to give her (an injection daily) to stimulate the red blood cell creation (it is normally secreted by the kidneys, which aren’t doing so much lately) and has a high rate of rejection. After a couple of months she won’t tolerate it anymore… and my vet didn’t mention that there were alternatives to that.
So, while end stage renal failure is bad; the time for injections really does mean end-type things. However, the vet said we didn’t need to come back for 5-6 months after the last appointment (Dec ‘08) so that will put us in May… 1 year from when she crashed. This is not too bad for a cat in renal failure. When he has her come in more frequently that will not be good. So far all her appointments have gotten progressively farther apart. (Doesn’t mean I’ll slack or not watch her like a hawk…we might even run in a little earlier in case of fredlet freak out..)
Mikey’s dog had renal failure and dogs don’t handle it very well at all (Shadow died within several months) but his vet mentioned a couple of things that made my ears perk up…
1. cats seem to deal with it pretty well.
2. there is an alternative to the hematopoietin that doesn’t have the rejection… but need to go grill the guy to find out exactly what it is.
I suspect it will take me going there for an appointment (but I won’t drag Bunny, she hates travel) to talk to him at length and get the information.
While I do love my vet, we’ve been dealing with him and another lady who isn’t there anymore for the last 13 years. So they do know Bun, but if I can find an alternative that he will consider, then I will do so.
Anyhoo, she’s eating and eating and eating, biting me to wake me up to feed her, walking all over me and generally being my Bun. Its lovely and I’m doing my level best to BE HERE NOW and not dwell on the nebulous end…sometimes its hard, but I’m trying to keep my extra-strength imagination in check.
I also got back to walking this week. I plugged in my Nike+ to my nano and did about a mile+ every day and was able to track it and measure it then sync it to the nikeplus website, and I was pretty pleased with it.
Despite the fact that I am horking up a lung, today I went out and did more than a mile (30 minutes today; I did 1.04mi in about 18 minutes the last few days…so maybe 1.7 miles?) but I couldn’t tell you exactly how many miles I did because the little fucker disconnected and wouldn’t resync.
Turns out its quite a common occurrence with no known fix…and a profound silence from both Nike and Apple about the whole thing.
So, you’ll just have to take my word for it. I can’t post my little progress widget that they generate on their site with information synced from my nano to prove it, but I will be manually doing it. And if I can get the thing to read again I’ll try. However, part of the issue is that it poops out in the middle of the workout (today’s poop was at 20 minutes and I walked 30ish) and doesn’t keep track of anything but time.
Gah.
So, the plan is to do 5+ miles a week which is not much, but its a compromise as I get to walk in a safe area by myself and I don’t get sweaty and can go back to work. I can’t stay after work to do it either as I need to get home to Bunny to feed her. (Though I have some things I’m going to try to remedy that to let me stay just a little later in the evening and if I’m a bit sweaty no one will be in the office to notice anyway. Of course I’ll post on it when I get it sorted.)
a quickie
I have a terribly clever entry all written in my head (oh, aren’t they all) but it seems to be being shoved down into oblivion by cotton wool… I’m sick.
So I’ll just give you the short version… vet called, Bunny’s numbers IMPROVED (all of them including the anemia blood count… I’ll go into detail on why I am so happy about that later.)
Le sigh…
OK… off to stuff my cat full of as much food as she’ll eat. ;)
Sick Person Soup
chunks of poached chicken
boiled new potatoes (halved)
chicken stock
1 cup barley
1 cup shiitake mushrooms
Put in small crock pot with chicken stock about halfway up the pot.
Set on low and go back to bed.
When you get back, it will be warmed through, the potatoes will have added to the broth and the mushrooms will be ready to eat.
Add a pat of butter to your individual bowls and a bit of salt to taste….Zatarain’s if you are stuffed up.
Bonus points if you are coherent enough to find the carrots that you had in the fridge to put in there, too.
I am decidedly not at this point.
PACKING LIST:Super-cool reusable Trader Joe’s Grocery Bags
Remember in Friends where they all go to the beach and Joey shows up with a paper bag…?
Joey: (walking up carrying a brown paper bag) Hey!
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Joey: No, it’s just my luggage.
yeah well this particular packing list is sort of like that…but with a Trader Joe’s reusable bag.
They are the perfect size, sturdy, cool looking and are wonderful even if you can’t really sling them over your shoulder (but really, if I was THAT concerned with it, I wouldn’t be using Joey Luggage.)
For a last minute “Hey! let’s jump in the car after work run off down the coast this weekend!*” like in college. (yes you are allowed to stock up on munchies at Trader Joe’s on the way out.)
- Trader Joe’s grocery bag
- Trader Joe’s citrus sampler kit
- towel
- swimsuit
- yoga pants
- polar fleece sweatshirt
- bandanna
*We’ll assume you don’t have prior commitments, your cell phone is charged and you don’t have pets that will starve without you there.
Snapshots in Time
10 years ago I was deciding to get married…MORON
8 years ago I lost my job and then shortly found out that my then husband lost his job the friday before… and didn’t tell me.
6 years ago I gave him the ultimatum that he had to get a job by the following February or I was leaving him, also was diagnosed with an stomach ulcer brought on by stress.
2 years ago I was a project manager
Five Yummy Things
1. my cat (not literally)
2. black beans made with applewood smoked bacon cooked in a crock-pot for 12 hours
3. backpacking
4. Trader Joe’s Citrus body lotion (again, not literally)
5. Eddie Izzard (literally)
Five Songs I know By Heart
1. Fingers of Love – Crowded House
2. American Tune – Paul Simon
3. I Love You, Goodbye – Thomas Dolby
4. Closer to God – Nine Inch Nails
5. One Week – Barenaked Ladies
(actually just about any song I have on my iPod. I can remember lyrics, but javascript kicks my arse.)
Five Places I’d Like To Escape To
1. The magical land where my cat’s kidneys work.
2. Paris
3. St Maarten
4. Carcassonne
5. on the A.T.
Five Things I’d Never Wear
1. A “W was a great president” t-shirt
2. pink
3. matching outfits with my boyfriend
4. business suits
5. velour jogging suits (I don’t have the chest hair or the gold chains to really make them WORK)
Five Favorite TV Shows
1. Burn Notice
2. AbFab
3. Friends
4. Gilmore Girls (seasons 1-6…season 7 is something else. Don’t know what, but it ain’t GG.)
5. The Young Ones
Five Things I Enjoy Doing
1. backpacking
2. reading
3. knitting
4. singing
5. cooking
Five Favorite Toys
1. Bunnycat
2. teh intarweb
3. A Gameboy (generally with Tetris in there)
4. my brain
5. other people’s brains (while still in their heads…what were YOU thinking?)














