Sharpies make me happy, too.
Sharpies make me happy, too.
Originally uploaded by fredlet.
Not Just Your Garden-Variety Neurotic Smartass.
What’s In Your Pencil Box?:
“One item that left me literally drooling all over my bright red cart was the selection of Sharpies. Who doesn’t love a Sharpie? I don’t think I care to know you if you honestly don’t fall under the spell of the Sharpie. There’s just something about them. Maybe it’s the dangerous allure of the permanent marker.
Maybe it’s just the insouciant shape.
Whatever the reason, did you know that they now come in like, twenty colors? My God! Not only do they come in a veritable rainbow of colors, but there are also now retractable versions (in all of the lovely colors). Retractable! Be still, my heart!
Lest you think that the Sharpie people have exhausted their range when it comes to delighting the people of the world with amazing new products, oh ho no! For what else have they invented for the Sharpie-holic in all of us? Little tiny Sharpies that fit on key chains. Cute little baby Sharpies! In all of the lovely freaking colors!
I should die.”
Once when I was unemployed and working at Starbuck’s frantically trying to pay rent while Daiv sat on the couch, Kramer sent me a padded envelope with about 30 sharpies.
I think I cried.
I got these baby Sharpies for my bday this year (but I didn’t cry. =;) )
Dear Daniel Radcliffe,
(I totally know you are in love with me and read my blog, so I’ll just post here to talk to you, k? k.)
I read in an interview that you haven’t promised to do all 7 Harry Potter movies.
I realize you are being careful, not counting your chickens before they hatch, not jinxing things, etc.
BUT…. little man, if you DON’T do all 7 movies and I see some pale comparison get the Harry Potter role instead of you, I will have to track you down to whatever theater you are hanging out acting naked in (I’ll watch the play) and then tie you to a chair and read bad Harry Potter fan-fiction at you until you agree to do the movies. (yes this includes Draco/Harry slash fiction… isn’t that enough of an incentive?)
There will be no changing of actors thankyouverymuch.
I’ve gotten entirely TOO used to seeing your face on the Harry Potter movies (that I watch too often) and as I am accustomed to getting my way, you understand that Leo trait as you are one yourself, this will happen.
Thanks hunnybunny.
Now, get your heiney back onto the Harry Potter set and make me happy.
love,
fredlet.
P.S. While I’m asking for stuff, I liked your hair longer, please grow it out again.
=;)
f.
Dear Daniel Craig,
You are yummy and I’m glad they chose you as Bond. (But Dan Radcliffe, don’t get any ideas.
You can do the “Potter, Harry Potter” line if you want though.)
love,
fredlet.
P.S. Loved you in the Ice House. Continue to frolic naked as much as you want.
f
What is it about Audioslave timing?
I swear, everytime since they’ve existed, Audioslave has come out with an album when I am miserable.
I adore the album, but they tend to remind me of these times.
you’ll have to pardon me, but I am obsessing over Harry Potter currently
(I hear it isn’t uncommon with Leo gals who have Sag moms)
But something occurred to me…
Aunt Petunia mentioned something in a fight about something “that vile boy” said when they tried to take away Harry’s wand in Order of the Phoenix and I don’t think she was talking about James Potter.
I think it was Remus Lupin.
but then something made me think about Snape… I can’t follow the logic chain though.
Maybe I’ll just go think about Alan Rickman instead…mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Labels
Diablo Cody – Pussy Ranch:
“Jonny, a known cyberchondriac, spent the rest of the day Googling my symptoms, and he came to the logical conclusion that I probably have Crohn’s disease. That would actually be a totally manageable diagnosis.Especially compared to cancer of the butthole.”
Ah yes… I do seem to be a cyberchondriac (Google is my buddy), but what is the word for people who self diagnose based on House episodes?
Freedom fries and other bullsh*t
Yeah, remember how people are so bitchy about the French and talking smack about how the British are so supoerior to them because the agree with us about the war?
Where did the killer shampoo plot come from?
Britain.
Hmmmm.
A more apt description of knee jerk reactions is achieved by remvoving the work “knee” from the description…
Liminal
I re-listened to “Pattern Recognition” for the gajillionth time the week. So I have the word liminal stuck in my head.
I sort of am liminal… It means transitional or on the edge… generally of a stage of being.
I kind of feel that way now, but I seem to lack a direction.
I am questioning my job, my choice of professions, my apartment, my city…etc.
I dislike a lot of things about my life now, but I lack the direction that I want to go. Once I have a direction I can act (and quickly, decisively) on that. But until I figure out what the hell I want, I’m in a holding pattern with my dissatisfaction ratings high.
I can’t really let loose of a high paying job until I beat the living shit out of my credit cards and I have kind of given up on owning anything house-wise in the Bay Area (though, I’m not all that worried about owing). Usually when the circles of dissatisfaction rotate around to the type of convergence, I just wait a bit and something changes.
I just won’t see it change for a while.
I was looking forward to my trip in September, but the profoundly irritating “no liquids”policy with the airlines kinda put a hitch in my giddy-up. Especially since my itchy skin seems to only respond to non-prescription goop now and the thought of going upwards of 7 hours without being able to put stuff on makes me want to cry.
Well, I’ll be here,waiting for change,
fredlet.
Blogthings – What Mythological Creature Are You?
| You Are a Centaur |
 In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. |
I think I need to update
my feng shui in my house.
Maybe moving the mirror to my entryway will kick up the good chi in my entryway (the career section of the house).
It does have a few issues.
I’m hott. Doreen *totally* wants me.
“—–Original Message—–
From: “Doreen” <lwochvncdyga@xxxxx>
Sent: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 10:55:56 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: meet me soon
Dear friend,
I found yobur picture on one of the websites, can we talk to
each other? I might be coming to yaoura place in few weeks.
This would be a great opportunity to meet each other.
Btw, I am a woman. I am 25. Drop me a line at jp@xxxxx”
August 7
“One of the hardest days of the month will be August 7, when Saturn will meet with your ruler, the Sun.”
http://www.astrologyzone.com – Leo
Yeah, well, I’d pretty much written off my birthday this year anyway.
Ah well.
