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Kermit from Kermit
Originally uploaded by fredlet.

This is from my grandmother from when Kermit the frog was having his

50th anniversary extravaganze and starting his world tour in Kermit,

Tx.

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you’re a total pushover and completely soft. You’re a traditionalist, and you don’t change easily. You’re likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it’s sold out.

My other option was a “What kind of sock yarn are you?”
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Housewife Chronicles: “When I got up this morning, it was 0 degrees out. It was so cold, that the boogers froze in my nose and my jeans hurt my legs the two block walk to the building that I work in. I power walked in, almost sprinting, and my lungs hurt from all the cold air.”

I’m going there.
Fear (for) me.
I’m going somewhere not as cold next week, but in the general vicinity (read: the middle of the U.S.) and will have to survive a business trip 3 time zones away WITH NO STARBUCKS.

I want hazard pay.
or a pony…
nah. I want the hazard pay.

dumber than a box of rocks:
“And one of the things that I used to covet was the little glass ecosystems.”

“Ooooohhh. I’m jealous.
Weet got one of those ecosystem thingies…”

Tex said, “Oooooh”

I said, “I always drooled over those…”

“Yeah” Tex said, “You’d kill it.”

“Yeah, I would. But isn’t it pretty? And then you could ask me if it was dead!”

My advice to the people who interact with me or who have in the past: if you don’t want me to blog about your bad behavior and my crankness about said behavior, don’t behave that way.
This is MY journal.
You have no right to object to my emotions (even if they don’t match with your revised history that makes you look like a saint) and no right to ask me not to speak of things you have done.

I have refrained from saying things in the past as certain people have requested, but when the same folk use my own journal (with my negative comments omitted) as evidence/arguments against me; then the deal is off.
You low-life scumbags.

Those tactics don’t endear.
In fact, it makes my ulcer kick in and I’m not nice when I am doubled over in pain.

Consider it fair warning if this campaign continues.
In fact you can take this as notice to get the hell out of my life. I’m better off without passive agressive, manupulative and amoral people such as you.

peanut butter cookie and diet black cherry vanilla coke

[via Eden]

CNN.com – Study: Waking up like being drunk – Jan 11, 2006

CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) — If it takes a while to clear the cobwebs after waking up, that’s understandable — “sleep inertia” leaves some people so groggy they might as well be drunk, researchers said on Tuesday.

“For a short period, at least, the effects of sleep inertia may be as bad as or worse than being legally drunk,” said researcher Kenneth Wright of the University of Colorado at Boulder.