fredlet

No, not that kind of trick.

He now doesn’t argue with me about who loves who more… because obviously I love him more than he loves me.
He just says “Oh baby, you’re the best! I love you the most.” and then hangs up before I can reply.
And then he thinks he getting the last word.

Foolish mortal. =:P

is this one…
but I can’t seem to find red anywhere.

ANOTHER HILTON SEX TAPE TO HIT THE MARKET
“Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is facing another round of public humiliation — her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon plans to release another DVD of the pair having sex. People magazine reports that the footage has been culled from 13 hours of tape and will feature a never-before-seen color video of the two having sex.
She remarks, “Ewww! I would not talk to him if you paid me a billion dollars. He’s disgusting!”
yeah, but she’ll screw him for 13 hours…

This time from an eBay spoofer.
I deleted the links that could prove harmful…

SPAMmikins: TKO Notice: ***Urgent Safeharbor Department Notice***

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

Garden State – Zach Braff Blog
“Poor Ashlee Simpson! I’m excited to tell you that this news has reached Munich. Acid Reflux huh? I get that too, you just chew down a whole bunch of Tumms. They even have tropical fruit flavors that are highly tasty. No need to go Milli Vanilli on national TV about it. But I do like the obscure ailment technique of passing the buck. Zach, why didn’t you come to work today? I’m sorry – I’ve got soft bowel reflux – couldn’t make it. Hey Zach, why did you lip-synch your appearance on Maury? I’ve never done this before, but my cuticles were itchy. My dad thought it would be best if I had our robot plug Garden State for me.”

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Free Daily Horoscope for Leo by Astrology.ca:
“Daily Horoscope for October 29, 2004
You are likely working on changes to your career, and if you are seeking to make a big impact for a small amount of money, consider getting one of them new technological toys, a cellular phone or PDA. It will not only be handy, it could be a conversation piece that opens doors.”

very near me… in fact, my apartment.
I’ve determined that I cannot live without a washing machine-y type device handy-and sink washing just doesn’t cut it. I’m just too messy.

Target :
Haier 4.9 lb. Capacity Pulsator Washer

DISCLAIMER: no dogs were hurt in the making of these pictures (though the photgrapher and the petter got jumped on and slobbered all over a lot.)

this is Sophie in heaven… Jack is over on the right liberating the squeaker from his new toy.
(mom is dragging her closer (pic 1) so she can rub her tummy(pic 2).)

They are monstrous beasts, no?
And they are only 9 months old.

Sea monsters don’t eat McNuggets. They don’t.
“As he goes along, getting fatter and more miserable with each passing day, the film takes little side trips to show in graphic detail just how bad McDonald’s really is for you. The worst part (aside from the gastric bypass surgery that they show in all its glory) was the section on McNuggets, although I suppose it was only the worst for me because I actually eat them. I won’t go into the details of what McNuggets actually consist of, although if you enjoy the thought of eating beaks and buttholes, I think you’ll be one happy consumer.”